February 24, 2011
drdrestartedburningman:

The infamous letter from Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt X-wife of NBA Player Sedale Threatt

drdrestartedburningman:

The infamous letter from Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt X-wife of NBA Player Sedale Threatt

February 15, 2011
My Inner Child (ren)

kellyoxford:

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January 27, 2011
franny-glass:

Guess what I found while browsing Gettyimages for “volunteer” photos. I wonder how long ago this was. She looks like she could be in her early 20’s.

franny-glass:

Guess what I found while browsing Gettyimages for “volunteer” photos. I wonder how long ago this was. She looks like she could be in her early 20’s.

(Source: yellowisms)

January 13, 2011
elonjames:

This. Unequivocally. Is EXACTLY what would happen if we legalized Gay marriage… 

elonjames:

This. Unequivocally. Is EXACTLY what would happen if we legalized Gay marriage… 

(via elonjames)

November 22, 2010
Wife listening to her husband talk to himself as he watches 'Oprah's Favorite Things' episode
James: Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?
James: Why are they crying?
James: That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those? Slippers?
James: I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?
James: ♬ We're fat ladies dancing ♬
James: Oh My God.
James: "Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!"
*he's quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he's asleep*
Kelly: You can't go to sleep
James: I can't watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?
James: They should all have to wear the sweaters.
James: Gettin' it! Gettin' it! SOLD! Where's the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn't that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.
James: Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.
James: I hope you're writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli's Brownie Mix.
James: I'm calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said "You're all getting one"
James: All those ladies are like 'Who the fuck is Jay-Z'
James: "Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese."
James: That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It's $8 a month lady.
James: Did Oprah seriously just say 'my favorite workout pants'
James: Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.
James: Well that was stupid.
Kelly: What was your favorite thing?
James: When it ended.
November 8, 2010

kellyoxford:

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Anyone else ever get like 100+ ‘notes’ or ‘hearts’ on a tumblr entry and then get the urge to edit the post and write something totally racist or something?
Then we’d all look like pricks, right?

October 20, 2010

kellyoxford:

My favorite part is when Christine O’Donnell is laughed at, and thinks the audience is laughing at her ‘zinger’.
The worst part? I think the tea party patriots will like her more.

October 20, 2010
13 Dumbest Belly Tattoos - Oddee.com

13 Dumbest Belly Tattoos - Oddee.com

October 20, 2010
Words on Pictures (Part 13) | SadAndUseless.com

September 20, 2010
(via theinternetaccordingtoadrian)

(via theinternetaccordingtoadrian)

September 15, 2010
So delicious…

LA Donuts Review

September 9, 2010
I. Don’t. Want. Your. Life…

I. Don’t. Want. Your. Life…

(Source: saddondraper)

September 3, 2010

Beautiful - I love David and Donna’s awkwardness.

kellyoxford:

Happy 90210.
This clip sums up at least 3 seasons.

September 3, 2010
kellyoxford:

Parenthood, in a single frame.
photo: Naomi Ellenson

kellyoxford:

Parenthood, in a single frame.

photo: Naomi Ellenson

September 1, 2010
Hipster Dinosaur Coloring Book | SadAndUseless.com

"You’re tearing me APART, Lisa!"

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