The infamous letter from Dre to his then girlfriend now wife Nicole Threatt X-wife of NBA Player Sedale Threatt
Guess what I found while browsing Gettyimages for “volunteer” photos. I wonder how long ago this was. She looks like she could be in her early 20’s.
This. Unequivocally. Is EXACTLY what would happen if we legalized Gay marriage…
|James:||Are they going to scream and cry like this every time Oprah shows them something?|
|James:||Why are they crying?|
|James:||That bag looks like a piece of shit. What are those? Slippers?|
|James:||I thought these shoes were custom made. How are they giving them out without knowing their sizes?|
|James:||♬ We're fat ladies dancing ♬|
|James:||Oh My God.|
|James:||"Oh mothafucka! A cashmere blanket? OH LAWD!"|
|*he's quiet for 2 mins, I look over and he's asleep*|
|Kelly:||You can't go to sleep|
|James:||I can't watch this, how can they do this for a whole hour?|
|James:||They should all have to wear the sweaters.|
|James:||Gettin' it! Gettin' it! SOLD! Where's the fucking phone. I want that knife. Isn't that what this is? Get Oprah on the phone.|
|James:||Now everyone gets macaroni and cheese. Gifts are degrading now, they got a $2000 watch 10 mins ago.|
|James:||I hope you're writing this down Kelly. Ghirardelli's Brownie Mix.|
|James:||I'm calling my lawyer. Oprah was looking at me when she just said "You're all getting one"|
|James:||All those ladies are like 'Who the fuck is Jay-Z'|
|James:||"Oh muthafucka, that is some good macaroni and cheese."|
|James:||That lady has no idea what Netflix is, she thinks she just won a movie studio. Look at her crying and making prayer hands! It's $8 a month lady.|
|James:||Did Oprah seriously just say 'my favorite workout pants'|
|James:||Is this show live in Chicago? I wonder how many people got rolled for their stuff when they left.|
|James:||Well that was stupid.|
|Kelly:||What was your favorite thing?|
|James:||When it ended.|
Anyone else ever get like 100+ ‘notes’ or ‘hearts’ on a tumblr entry and then get the urge to edit the post and write something totally racist or something?
Then we’d all look like pricks, right?
My favorite part is when Christine O’Donnell is laughed at, and thinks the audience is laughing at her ‘zinger’.
The worst part? I think the tea party patriots will like her more.
I. Don’t. Want. Your. Life…
Beautiful - I love David and Donna’s awkwardness.
This clip sums up at least 3 seasons.
Parenthood, in a single frame.
photo: Naomi Ellenson
"You’re tearing me APART, Lisa!"